Here is fan mail I have recieved:

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Sender's name: awwnold
E-mail: ilooklikedukenukem@allineedisapairofshadesreally.com
Message: "I'LL TOUCH YOUR HARBL"

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Sender's name: Ed
E-mail: BigBoots35 at aol.com
Message: hi, i was wondering if you was going to do another terminator movie.. if so kew if not its ok too. but this might be a bit not a normal request but was wondering if i might barrow like $ 200.00 if not that is totally ok. it was only a thought ty.

Interestingly enough, I am not, in fact, Arnold. I therefore cannot answer your first question. As to the second request, I would be happy to lend you $200, especially because of your reasonable attitude in that if I would not lend you the money, it would be "totally ok". That's great.

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Sender's name: meestamee
E-mail: meestamee at yahoo.com
Message: isn't arnold kickass? i think he is super sweet!!

You and me both, sonny.

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Sender's name: fritz
E-mail: fritz2@stny.rr.com
Message: i have the antisipated originals everyones been lookin for

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Sender's name: shitman
E-mail: haha@hotmail.com
Message: fuck you

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Sender's name: shimy wader
E-mail: shitwad@hotmail.com
Message: ha ha! you suck!

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Sender's name: pull my cory
Message: your web is crap suck my knob

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Sender's name: Jones
Message: what the fuck

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